"Dr. Who"
music & lyrics by Lana Peck

Chorus:

He's an alien traveling in space in a blue wooden box with a number you can't trace
when he comes passing through let's run away with Dr. Who

(chorus 2-first x only)
Who is the man, who what's-his-face
you think he's the player, the player on first base
well, clearly you don't have a clue; you should watch Dr. Who

Verses:

If your planet's in trouble or whatever be the case
the cybermen attack and your timeline is erased
he'll know just what to do; I'd go ask Dr. Who

He's really not a man; he regenerates
he's got two hearts that none can penetrate
many have tried to get through; to steal the hearts of Dr. Who

Chorus

if you meet a creature; his lips are like a squid
he holds his brain in his hand; you'd know it if you did
you have just met an Ood; I know cause I watch Dr. Who

but if you meet a Dalek, run don't hesitate
they roll around killing humans yelling "Exterminate!"
and they may try to kill you too; just to get to Dr. Who

Chorus

if you see a statue of an angel, she's not what you think
don't turn your back, don't look away; don't you even Blink
she wants to suck the life out of you; aren't you glad you watch Dr. Who

Did I mentioned Cybermen, they march around in troops
they don't really kill you (they just take your brain & nervous system...
stick all in a metal suit
a nightmarish thing to do; it only happens on Dr. Who

Chorus

if you're in a 51st century library; don't let your shadows touch
when they melt your flesh, you won't like it very much
if you happen to have sonic screw(driver); you might be saved by Dr. Who

there was this episode it took place in 1941
there was a dead boy stalking around with a gas mask for a face going
[spoken] "Are you my mummy? Are you my mummy?"
it's creepy and really cool; you should watch Dr. Who

Chorus

Tom Baker's cool, Davison is neat
David Tennant's a pretty boy; Matt Smith is really sweet
no matter which one you choose; they're all really Dr. Who

"Dr. Who" copyright 2011, Lana Peck Music, ASCAP